I'm never gonna drive again...guilty feet have got no rhythm..

Once hailed as one of the best songwriters of his generation, George Michael has ridden a downward spiral of career sabotage, mostly self-inflicted. The singer had a bit of a problem parking his Range Rover over the weekend in London.

George has had such a hard time with fame. Since disintigrating WHAM! on the eve of a huge commercial deal with Pepsi back in the eighties, he has the distinction of getting bitch-slapped by both Elton John AND "The Voice", Frank Sinatra. (Figuratively, not literally)

Shame of it is, his 1996 album OLDER, is a master work. And his last album, PATIENCE, had a few gems on it. Here's hoping the guy gets off the cannabis and gets back to getting down. Music is more fun with , than without, George Michael. And while tabloids are more fun with him out of control, we really don't need tabloids.